November 2010
1 post
Urban Dictionary: edumacates even the hippest of cats.
October 2010
13 posts
fuck you
no, seriously.
I’ve been on five different medications in the past month, and none have made me better.
I have this thing called Medullary sponge kidney…or at least I think that’s how you spell it, but it’s also known as Cacchi Ricci disease. I only found out a while ago, it sucks. It pretty much means that my kidneys are gay and look like sponges. Nu jk. I look forward...
just for shits and giggles
You’re gonna be asked unique questions, you ready? orr yisss Explain what triggered your last kiss? alex looked sad :) Where is the person who has your heart? not here Ever kissed someone who’s name starts with an “A” or “S”? no shit When’s the last time you said you were okay, but really weren’t? hmm, today Do you consider yourself lucky? yes. i live in a house i go to school i have a job i...
the funny thing about being a teenager is everything is an experiment, it’s all new.
the little things hurt, just because we’ve never even seen the big things.
adults think we’re stupid with our mediocre problems, it’s like treating a light shower as a thunderstorm.
you know what? maybe we are stupid.
broke? at least you don’t have a family to feed and a mortgage...
So, I’m in the car with mum and dad going for a roadtrip to Hahndorf, something I’d usually protest. Today, things seemed different. I enjoyed being a passenger in the car…even though it meant putting up with dad’s hooning around tight bends at 120kmph. I realised that for once in my life, I’m happy letting other people take control. Actually, I’m more than...
September 2010
3 posts
August 2010
15 posts
JUST QUIETLY..
I GOT A CAR, YEOOOOOOW
screaming, crying, kissing in the rain
pretty much the story of my afternoon.
but shit, I hate conflict.
It freaking sucks that nomatter how much something hurts, and how much you scream and cry, sometimes you just can’t talk about it.
Story of my freaking life.
Because it really doesn’t matter how many times you say you love me, how many times you say i’m not a fat, or how many times you say I’ll get there...
i love
walking out of class crying.
real
things I’m gonna do
1. get used to being a fatty
2. not eat salt. thanks a fuckload mum and dad for the shitty kidneys.
3. work hard at school…real
4. get my p’s, yeoooooooow
hahahah
Jack: Hey, you know what sucks?
Lindsey: vaccuums
Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
Lindsey: black holes
Jack: Hey, you know what just isn’t cool?
Lindsey: lava?
lightbulb
just a few of them, I lolled
How many students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Aberfoyle Park High School: None. They walk around in the dark until the teachers give in and do it themselves. Adelaide High School: None: they are all too drunk to notice Annesley: One - she holds the bulb and the world revolves around her
Brighton High school: Two-one to change the bulb and the other to say...
fools
shut up.
close your legs.
put down the alcohol.
give daddy back his car keys.
not quite sure why there’s some massive freak out about year 12 subjects going on right now….if you’ve honestly got no clue about what you want to be when you’re older, then you mustn’t get out much.
Go figure I’m picking English Comms- I always said I’d pick studies, but honestly, I can’t be bothered. Psychology- cOz i’M tOatZzz kEwL...
cool life, does it come in private?
A website for lovesick teenaged girls to blog things about their crushes. They also reblog every single thing that they think applies to them
*teenaged girl on tumblr: I want to tell him I love him…but how? Oh! This picture is perfect for me to convey this. *Reblog**
Ah, Urban Dictionary, I love you.
You know what? I’m in love too, whoopdy-fucking-doo. That really only concerns...
I hope you don't mind if..
I fall asleep on your shoulder now turn out the lights and let the night begin I hope it’s alright if you’re still mine when we’re older, ‘cause I won’t spend another day wondering what might have been