just a few of them, I lolled

How many students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Aberfoyle Park High School: None. They walk around in the dark until the teachers give in and do it themselves.

Adelaide High School: None: they are all too drunk to notice

Annesley: One - she holds the bulb and the world revolves around her

Brighton High school: Two-one to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how she did it as well as a private school student

Concordia: Two - One to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure.

Elizabeth High School: None - Elizabeth doesn’t have electricity.

Immanuel College: Three: one to use their mobile to ring an electrician and another to get their cheque book and pay for it. The other one sits around and smokes some weed while snoggin’ some de la guy…

Mercedes College: Two - one of the female students persuades one of the male students to change the light bulb for her.

Mitcham Girls: Ten: one to change it, four to hold a memorial service for being such a strong female light bulb, that did women-kind proud, and five to boast about how they didn’t need a man to change their light.

Pasadena High School: Eighty-two: one to take the old light bulb out and eighty-one to figure out how to make it work again because they can’t afford a new one

Scotch College: Two - one to call the electrician and one to call their father to pay the cheque.

Unley High School: One: one uses his mobile to call someone else to fix it, the rest of the boys are at shoppo, smoking and gelling their hair for the Siena buses to arrive..

Walford: Two: one to change the light, and one to jump around because it’s the most exciting thing that’s ever happened there

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